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SAM: BURNING THE PAINTING DIDN'T GET RID OF IT.
DEAN: YEAH, THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
DEAN: YEAH, THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
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BELA: DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK?
DEAN: ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT.
DEAN: ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT.
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HENDRICKSON: YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?
DEAN: I THINK I'M ADORABLE.
DEAN: I THINK I'M ADORABLE.
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DEAN: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, SAM? SIT AROUND WRITING SAD POEMS ABOUT HOW I'M GONNA DIE? YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT ONE. LETS SEE...WHAT RHYMES WITH 'SHUT UP SAM'?
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SAM: I'VE GOT A THEORY. SORT OF.
DEAN: HIT ME.
SAM: WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FAIRY TALES.
DEAN: OH. THAT'S...THAT'S NICE. YOU THINK ABOUT FAIRY TALES OFTEN?
DEAN: HIT ME.
SAM: WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FAIRY TALES.
DEAN: OH. THAT'S...THAT'S NICE. YOU THINK ABOUT FAIRY TALES OFTEN?
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DIXON: CAN YOU THINK OF A WORSE HELL?
DEAN: WELL...THERE'S HELL.
DEAN: WELL...THERE'S HELL.
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HENDRICKSON: I SHOT THE SHERIFF!
DEAN: BUT YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY.
DEAN: BUT YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY.
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HENDRICKSON: YOU KNOW WHAT MY JOB IS?
DEAN: YOU MEAN, BESIDES LOCKING UP THE GOOD GUYS?
DEAN: YOU MEAN, BESIDES LOCKING UP THE GOOD GUYS?
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SAM: YOU WERE POSSESSED.
HENDRICKSON: POSSESSED LIKE...POSSESSED?
SAM: THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. NOW YOU KNOW.
DEAN: I OWE YOU THE BIGGEST 'I TOLD YOU SO' EVER!
HENDRICKSON: POSSESSED LIKE...POSSESSED?
SAM: THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. NOW YOU KNOW.
DEAN: I OWE YOU THE BIGGEST 'I TOLD YOU SO' EVER!
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SAM: I SWEAR MAN, YOU REALLY GOTTA UPDATE YOUR CASSETTE TAPE COLLECTION.
DEAN: WHY?
SAM: WELL, FOR ONE, THEY'RE CASSETTE TAPES. AND TWO, BLACK SABBATH? MOTOR HEAD? METALLICA? THEY'RE THE GREATEST HITS OF MULLET ROCK!
DEAN: HOUSE RULES SAMMY. DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKE-HOLE.
DEAN: WHY?
SAM: WELL, FOR ONE, THEY'RE CASSETTE TAPES. AND TWO, BLACK SABBATH? MOTOR HEAD? METALLICA? THEY'RE THE GREATEST HITS OF MULLET ROCK!
DEAN: HOUSE RULES SAMMY. DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKE-HOLE.
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DEAN: DAMN COPS!
SAM: THEY WERE JUST DOING THEIR JOB.
DEAN: NO, THEY WERE DOING OUR JOB, ONLY, THEY DON'T KNOW IT. SO THEY SUCK AT IT.
SAM: THEY WERE JUST DOING THEIR JOB.
DEAN: NO, THEY WERE DOING OUR JOB, ONLY, THEY DON'T KNOW IT. SO THEY SUCK AT IT.
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SAM: ITS IN GREEK. NO ONE READS GREEK.
DEAN: YEAH...EXCEPT GREEKS.
DEAN: YEAH...EXCEPT GREEKS.
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CASTIEL: WHAT'S HONORABLE ABOUT A MINIATURE BAR IN A MOTEL ROOM?
DEAN: EVERYTHING.
DEAN: EVERYTHING.
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DEAN: A DEMON AND AN ANGEL WALK INTO MY BROTHER. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD JOKE.
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SAM: YOU KNOW, 'SAMMY' IS A CHUBBY TWELVE YEAR OLD. ITS 'SAM', OK?
DEAN: SORRY SAMMY, CAN'T HEAR YOU. (TURNS UP THE MUSIC) THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD.
DEAN: SORRY SAMMY, CAN'T HEAR YOU. (TURNS UP THE MUSIC) THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD.
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SAM: WHEN I TOLD DAD I WAS SCARED OF THE THING IN MY CLOSET, HE GAVE ME A .45 (GUN)
DEAN: WELL, WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?
SAM: I WAS NINE YEARS OLD. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY 'DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK'.
DEAN: 'DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK'? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THE DARK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE!
DEAN: WELL, WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?
SAM: I WAS NINE YEARS OLD. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY 'DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK'.
DEAN: 'DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK'? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THE DARK! YOU KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE!
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SHERIFF: BOY, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A SUSPECT.
DEAN: OH THAT MAKES SENSE. 'CAUSE WHEN THE FIRST ONE WENT MISSING IN '82, I WAS THREE.
DEAN: OH THAT MAKES SENSE. 'CAUSE WHEN THE FIRST ONE WENT MISSING IN '82, I WAS THREE.
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DEAN: YOU KNOW, I GOTTA SAY, DAD AND ME DID JUST FINE WITHOUT THESE STUPID COSTUMES. I FEEL LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA DORK.
SAM: LOOK, YOU WANNA PULL THIS OFF OR NOT?
DEAN: I'M JUST SAYING, THESE OUTFITS COST HARD EARNED MONEY.
SAM: WHOSE???
DEAN: OURS! YOU THINK CREDIT CARD FRAUD IS EASY?
SAM: LOOK, YOU WANNA PULL THIS OFF OR NOT?
DEAN: I'M JUST SAYING, THESE OUTFITS COST HARD EARNED MONEY.
SAM: WHOSE???
DEAN: OURS! YOU THINK CREDIT CARD FRAUD IS EASY?
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EMILY: SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
DEAN: I'M WORKING ON IT.
(HOURS LATER)
EMILY: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN, DO YOU?
DEAN: (AWKWARDLY) I'M STILL WORKING ON IT?
DEAN: I'M WORKING ON IT.
(HOURS LATER)
EMILY: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN, DO YOU?
DEAN: (AWKWARDLY) I'M STILL WORKING ON IT?
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HALEY: (SERIOUSLY) SO, REALLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.
(DEAN SMIRKS SUGGESTIVELY)
HALEY: MUST YOU CHEAPEN THE MOMENT?
DEAN: YEAH!
(DEAN SMIRKS SUGGESTIVELY)
HALEY: MUST YOU CHEAPEN THE MOMENT?
DEAN: YEAH!
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SAM: BY 'OLD FRIEND' YOU MEAN...
DEAN: FRIEND THAT'S NOT NEW.
SAM: YEAH, THANKS. SO HER NAME'S CASSIE HUH? YOU NEVER MENTIONED HER.
DEAN: DIDN'T I?
SAM: NO.
DEAN: YEAH, WE WENT OUT.
SAM: YOU MEAN YOU DATED SOMEONE? FOR MORE THAN ONE NIGHT?
DEAN: AM I SPEAKING A LANGUAGE YOU'RE NOT GETTING HERE?
DEAN: FRIEND THAT'S NOT NEW.
SAM: YEAH, THANKS. SO HER NAME'S CASSIE HUH? YOU NEVER MENTIONED HER.
DEAN: DIDN'T I?
SAM: NO.
DEAN: YEAH, WE WENT OUT.
SAM: YOU MEAN YOU DATED SOMEONE? FOR MORE THAN ONE NIGHT?
DEAN: AM I SPEAKING A LANGUAGE YOU'RE NOT GETTING HERE?